January 2011
“you lost when you finally admit to yourself that you like the person more than...”
– (via tumbleonvince)
Boy and Girl Conversation
Boy: Are you a fallen angel?
Girl: *Blushes* No why?
Boy: Because it looks like you fell from heaven…
Girl: Awwww :”>
Boy: And landed on your face.
Girl:…
Boy: And by the looks of how flat your chest is, you landed on that too. Girl:…
HAHAHAHAHA
The best part of a relationship, is getting to...
Never ignore a person who loves you, who cares...
I'm pretty sure my Valentines would be something...
johnohskrotch:
shutupmygod:
randomness-is-epic:
my friends:
me:
OH GOD THIS
ACCURATE
Hindi ba't masarap?
faithlovestoblog:
Masarap makareceive ng text tuwing umaga, Yung pag-gising mo palang may text na mula sakanya sabi.. “Good Morning baby, I love you.” Kaso mahirap din masanay. Kasi kung kelan sanay ka na, Tsaka mawawala.
when you see a hot guy on facebook..
cha-cha-chantelle:
girliciousdreams:
and you go through their pictures like:
then you hit that one picture he has with a girl and you’re like:
so you rush desperately to his info section to see if he’s taken like:
and then you see this:
and you’re like:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAAHHAHA
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what turns you on??
Guys who smell good, makes me laugh and are mature. Oh, and those who have abs! Hotttt. :> :))
Don’t be shy, ask away!
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kilala mo ko? :)) dark and fluffy!
Sabi na eh. Haha Hi Oppa!
Don’t be shy, ask away!
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pupunta ako sa happy town. magdadala ako ng bag...
I’mma bring my cellphone! :D Ikaw? Ano dalhin mo? :D
Don’t be shy, ask away!
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kung pagbibigyan ka ng diyos na matupad ang...
Magkaron ng sarili kong fairy godmother na tutuparin yung wishes ko anytime. But if that’s not possible, I wish for eternal bliss.
Don’t be shy, ask away!
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How would you know if he is mr. wrong/mr. right?
Hmm.. As long as he makes you feel happy, loved and treats you with respect then I guess you can say that he is Mr. Right.
Don’t be shy, ask away!
When my crush says my name.
pandapotter:
alisaasaays:
Outside:
Inside my head:
TRUE!
I love Pandas, they're so chill. They're like...
ifyouknowwhatimean:
thatgirlgabii:
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"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
Party Like it's 1999
kristendiecke:dappledthings21:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And...
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
That student was Albert Einstein.